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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “MENTALLY RESTRAINING YOURSELF.”Bottom Text: “FROM VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSING CUSTOMERS.”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzzhoS1J51qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “MENTALLY RESTRAINING YOURSELF.”
Bottom Text: “FROM VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSING CUSTOMERS.”]

I enjoy my pony tail…
and ive gone past the point of giving a fuck
Although that bruise under my eye is a tad unattractiveeeee
my life
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i need this case for my phone.
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girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
Condescending Fox
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Here is a blog that will change your LIFE - it’s a must follow
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